Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Part 11: the moral of the story

Stephanie’s rain death reveals the true meaning of this video. It’s a cautionary tale about the dangers of acid rain. And almost fifteen years before An Inconvenient Truth. Eat your heart our Al Gore. Notice how the color of the funeral bouquet subtly changes.

It represents global warming.

Why is Axl so sweaty?

Isn’t it obvious? Global Warming! This is a real problem, people! And what are we doing about it? Does Guns n’ Roses need to reunite before we stand up and take notice!


A wikipedia search reveals that the story

describes the misery of a former multiplatinum blues-influenced rock star, now so drunk and drug-addled he never knows what day it is, who reminisces over an on-and-off-again relationship. He leaves this erstwhile girlfriend a telephone message, becomes concerned when she doesn't answer, and then goes to her apartment, kicking down her door to find she had just shot herself in the head while listening to his music.

Well. I seem to have completely misinterpreted the whole point of the video. It’s not about global warming at all. Just the typical “sad-rock-star-dead-girlfriend” story. What a bunch of crap. This blog was needless. Hmm.

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