Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Part 3: stephanie



So pretty. You know, I should really use a better picture of her. Hang on just a second while I do a google image search.



*doop-de-do*




*doop-de-doop-de-do*




Oh wow.



Cool, sixteen more pages.




What? No, what were talking about? Oh right! Here you go.




Her face is very symmetrical. This is important for models. It’s also important for our story. More on that later.


Although she made a name for herself as a supermodel she’s probably best known as an adult acne survivor. She appeared in infomercials for The Proactiv Solution but she is no longer mentioned on the website. I wonder what the story is there?


It may have seemed like Axl and Stephanie had a stable relationship, what with all the cemetery picnics.


But sometimes they’d get into fights.




And don’t even think of giving that blonde tramp at the bar free piano lessons.


'cause that makes Stephanie really mad.


and then Slash gets frightened.

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